There should be a scene in “Fifty Shades of Grey” in which Grey hires some new manager or some shit. Everything goes great and he the guy gets a contract to read, Grey says some shit like “Just read it carefully, take your time” with a smile, while the dude reads on. Turns out it’s the same contract he gave to Anastasia and other submissives, and the dude has this increasingly intense “What the fuck am I reading” look on his face. Then he stands up, yells out “What the fuck is this!!!” and rushes out, while Grey sits awkwardly with a wide smile, then takes the contract and slams his head on the desk.